• Saturday

    Bit of a different post today – my journey with severe sciatica and L4-L5 disc herniation from many years of long hours at a seated desk.

    On/off from 29-34, bouts that would last about a month. Some moderate. Some severe. Really bad/persistent in the fifth year. Really bad in the last 6 months at the end of 2021, before I finally took it seriously.

    Pain is 9 of 10 when in flexion. Can’t give out 10s. Feels like you’re shearing your spine in two while hornets attack your numb leg. Pain is 5 of 10 when idle. The latter is worse. 24/7, inescapable. Pain when lying flat, pain when sitting, pain when standing, pain when X. Grinds you down. Puts you in a mental corner where frustration and confusion start to dilate your perception of the current pain level and if it will ever get better.

    Can’t sleep more than 2 hours without pain and stiffness becoming too unbearable to remain down. Get up, pace to reduce pain from 7 back to 5, then back to sleep for another couple hours.

    Easily the hardest year of my life physically. Can’t put on your own shoes, can’t exercise, can’t sleep. Can’t sit down for a year. Think about what you did yesterday that required a seat: Go anywhere in a car? Watch TV on a couch? Met a friend for dinner? Avoid all of those for 12 months.

    Nearly 50 treatments. Some weekly, most daily:

    1. Physical therapy
    2. Epidural
    3. X-ray + MRI
    4. Cyclobenzaprine
    5. Meloxicam
    6. Methylprednisolone
    7. NSAIDs
    8. Golf ball on foot
    9. Theragun
    10. Heat pad
    11. Traction belt (dds300)
    12. Sciatica compression belt
    13. Ice belt
    14. Hamstring stretches
    15. Piriformis stretches
    16. Foam roll
    17. Core strengthening
    18. Acupuncture
    19. Acupressure mat/pillow
    20. Chiro
    21. Massage
    22. Standing desk, never sitting
    23. Lumbar arch device
    24. Walking, mild exercise
    25. Steam room
    26. Infrared sauna
    27. Mild yoga
    28. Meditation
    29. Cold showers
    30. Glutamine
    31. Good diet, anti-inflammatories like turmeric etc
    32. Sleeping on stomach every night (I’m a back sleeper), bit more extension
    33. Book: 8 Steps to a Pain-Free Back
    34. Bob and Brad on YouTube
    35. Tiger balm and Ping On ointment
    36. CBD cream
    37. Kratom
    38. Nasal and diaphragm breathing, including sleep mouth strips
    39. No exercise in morning until warm, discs have imbibed overnight and need to settle
    40. Hanging from pullup bar
    41. McKenzie side glides
    42. McKenzie extensions
    43. McKenzie lumbar sleep roll
    44. Leg wedge pillow for sleeping
    45. Complete avoidance of any flexion
    46. Shoe horn
    47. Nerve flossing
    48. TENS (stim)

    I’m about 70% better, after the worst year leading into 6 months of active physical therapy (hours every day). No surgery. I hope to be 100% in another year, although there may be lifelong remnants. I can sleep now, which is the world. There was that ~1 month where I truly could not sleep more than 2 hours straight, waking from acute pain and requiring a walk multiple times every night. Being past that is an entirely different recovery.

    Take care of your back. Move, stand, stretch, extend.